Posted by Robert Garcia on October 28, 2005 at 15:04:27:
Dear brother of E CLAMPUS VITUS.....My widder and I will be there for this.....Let the songs of clampers hear all.Thank you for the invite and hope to talk to you.Take care and I'll see you there...red shirt and all....
email@example.com wrote:Son, rumors of m' death have been greatly exaggerated.
Thas why on tues August 16th(The 28th anniversary of my s'posed departure for the great by and by) 2005 I will be celebrating my longevity by going to The Bistro at "B" and Main in Hayward from 8pm 'til 11pm to see my good buddies "The Sons of Emperor Norton" do a whole night of material made famous by me(Ol' E himself).
Y' won't recognize me as my life of meditation in a Himalayan village for lo these many years has altered my outward vibrations. Not to mention I exchanged the burn't bacon and peanut butter for yams and snow peas.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Joshua sez(with arms folded in prayer and knuckles pointing at the heart chakra),"Namaste."
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